Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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