I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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