So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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