can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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