what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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