Sry I called you an 8
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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