He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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