I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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