yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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