Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize