just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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