I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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