your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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