Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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