IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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