I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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