Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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