i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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