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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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