): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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