i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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