if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
