hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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