i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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