Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
