What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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