yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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