Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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