and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think your dad took our porno
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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