I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I would fuck him just for his dog
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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