At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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