Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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