ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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