You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
