so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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