i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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