i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
no. you can't hotbox the world.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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