just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Randomize