You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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