i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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