Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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