I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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