Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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