I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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