it wasn't lemon gatorade
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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