he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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