I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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