i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
dude. I can hear the air.
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