i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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