Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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