he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
