i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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