My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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