so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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