does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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