I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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